The Dog's Tits
18 April 2006
Posting has been minimal on this site recently. I've been caught up playing The Godfather, the Call of Duty series, and having another go or two at GTA San Andreas.
I've also been reading Leo Rosten's superb The New Joys of Yiddish. Oy!
Reader John D. sent me a link to the collected bowel-movements of 'revolutionary artist' Carlos Latuff, who appears to be expressing long-repressed rage over what I can only guess is some kind of bed-wetting problem.
Carlos appears to get a boner every time he thinks about Osama, though I doubt anyone other than Carlos' shrink can explain his demented Coca-Cola fixation (carbonated water is eeeevil, man!).
I watched the infamous performance of In The Raw when it first aired, and back then it was completely uncensored. It remains one of the funniest things I've seen in my life. You could just picture every Jesus-freak and 'Family' group in the country having a seizure.
For the benefit of my overseas readers: in 1988, on Andrew Denton's show Blah Blah Blah, Lubricated Goat - a band of brain-dead, tuneless, drunken idiots - got up on stage and lip-synched their song In The Raw. They did so completely naked, and spent most of the performance waving their genitals at the camera. This was on free-to-air television, with no censorship whatsoever. The singer was clearly up to his eyebrows in liquid refreshment and his facial expressions while trying to remember the lyrics were hysterical.
Mwahahaha. Wonderful. One of the greatest moments in the history of television.
Having completely failed to start a personal transport revolution, the Segway scooter goes on a cruise across America.
Naturally, this work of innovative technoloigcal genius required a support team to complete the journey.
Heh, how practical and environmentally friendly! I guess these guys have never heard of an earlier invention known as the 'bicycle'.
I'd hate to be one of the venture capitalists who sunk their money into this lump of crap.
And to think, the inventors actually believed that cities of the future would be designed around this stupid machine.
Seeing as those awful JewNazis have offended your sensibilities by having the temerity to exist, let me calm your nerves by posting some pictures which will act as a soothing balm to your islamist sentiments:
Islamists who find these images offensive are invited to send mail here.
Which is worse: Lennon's Imagine or McCartney's Mull of Kintyre?
I vote for Imagine. Just hearing it mentioned makes my bowels clench.
Can't remember where I found the link to this.
Some of them just look bloody painful.
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