12 August 2006
A shit week all up. Got hammered by the virus from hell. I can console myself with the thought that it's probably the one that killed Joe Vialls. Hehehehe.
My favourite usenet nutters, part one: The Kangaroo Man
Name: Kangarooistan (AKA. The Old Man)
Main looney themes:
1) the genius and unrivalled military might of Islamic civilisation will see muslims ruling the earth in 30 years.
2) everything bad that happens is a result of zionist-conspiracy skullduggery.
3) muslims have a bad reputation and love peace, but they'll slaughter the evil jews and christians once they get into power.
4) global warming will cause the ocean to rise 67 metres and kill all non-muslims in 30 years.
5) delusions of grandeur.
Good old Kanga-man turns out be be a sadcase from Adelaide named Malcolm Fabian, a "businessman" with his own mysterious website.
Here are some of Kanga's thought on Jews:
I BET THE CRIMES OF TODAYS JEWS WILL HAUNT FEWS FOR TOUSANDS OF TEARS
I BET THE MOVIES WILL SHOW ALL THE BLOODTHIRSTY BRUTALITY AS WE HAVE COLOUR MOVIES ALREADY ON THE STREETS AND THEY WILL NEVER EVER BE FORGIVEN FOR THEIR RUTHLESS BRUTAL BUTCHERING OF THOUSANDS OF MUSLIM BABIES ALL ROUND THE WORLD
Poor silly jews simply can not see they are about to be swept from the
face of the earth , not just from PALESTINE
Once Israel loses its money from america Jews will be in DEEP DEEP DEEP
OIL dollars will give the muslims money to track down jewish
warcriminals and pay bountys for ever jew delivered up for war crimes
trials for centuries till every drop of every muslim jews every
murdered IS PAID FOR IN FULL
The party is over for jews [...] Its now time to pay for the endless crimes they have commited
EVERY JEW MUST PAY FOR ISRAELS WARCRIMES AS EVERY GERMAN WAS FORCED TO PAY FOR NAZI WARCRIMES
PEOPLE IN TWO THOUSAND YEARS WILL LOOK AT THESE PICTURES AND ASK WHY JEWS HATE THEIR CHILDREN SO MUCH THAT THEY WOULD FORCE A THOUSAND GENERATIONS OF JEWS TO PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN FOREVER AND EVER
ONLY BECAUSE MUSLIMS ARE SO VERY TOLERANT AND THIER BELIEF IN TRUTH AND JUSTICE AS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IN THE END
Nice guy. And these people wonder why their religion has an image problem.
Kanga is very big on "psyops". Here's his take on Mel Gibson's recent troubles:
PSYOPS SMOKESCREEN TO BURY REAL NEWS
Gibbson is the patsie , The JEWSMEDIA SPUN A DUI INTO A WORLDWIDE NEWS STORY TO TAKE SPOTLIGHT OFF PALESTINE AND IRAQ
ITS THE WAY THEY DUMB DOWN IDIOTS LIKE YOU AND LEAD THEM ALONG LIKE LAMBS to the meatworks
Pretty much everything is the result of "psyops" by the Mossad, CIA, Halliburton, etc.
Kanga also warns of the catastrophic consequences of evil westerners. Here's his take on Somlian-born Dutch MP Ayaan Hirsi Ali:
HER LIES HAVE CAUSED THE DEATH OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT MUSLIM BABIES AROUND THE WORLD
I asked Kanga exactly which "innocent muslim babies" Ali had killed. Here is his response:
AS THE WARCIMES TRIALS IN NUREMBERG PROVED A LIE PUBLISHED IN A NEWS PAPER LED TO THE DEATH OF JEWS IN WW2
SEE STRIEKER NUREMBERG TRIALS 1946
HIRSI ALIs LIES HAVE LED TO INFLICT HARM ON MUSLIMS EVERYWHERE
AND WHEN SHE DOES FACE THE WARCRIMES TRIALS SHE IS GUILTY AS HER WORDS ARE IN THE PUBLIC RECORD
ON FRONT PAGES OF EVERY WESTERN PROPAGANDA NEWSPAOER AND EVERY WARCRIMINAL WESTERN TV NEWS PROPAGANDA OUTLET
FOR YEARS SPREADING ANTI MUSLIM PROPAGANDA THAT HAS LED TO THE BRUTAL MURDER OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT MUSLIM BABIES ALL AROUND THE WORLD
SAME AS IN STRIEKER CASE MATE
OPEN AND SHUT CASE
Er...yeah, whatever you say pal. Asked again for specifics, he just kept raving:
THIS WOMANS LIES HAXE LED TO THE MURDER OF THOUSANDS OF MUSLIM BABIES BEING MURDERED IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN AND SUDAN AND NEARLY EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH
THE WEST PAID HER TO LIE
THEN USED HER LIES AS AMMUNITION TO BRUTALIZE A BILLION MUSLIMS FOR DECADE
HER LIES HAVE MADE FRONT PAGE NEWS ON SEVERAL MILLION OCCASSIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD
HER LIES HAVE MURDERED MORE THAN ALL BOMBS DROPPED IN IRAQ
TRULY EVIL MURDERER
SHE WILL BE AT HOME IN AMERICA
Kanga reckons Ali should be more like the ethical muslim hero Zacarias Moussaoui:
HIRSI ALI CAUGHT OUT BY LIES, LIKE MOUSOUIE THE 20th BOMBER HAD SHE TOLD THE TRUTH WOULD HOLLAND OR EVEN THE WORLD BEEN ABLE TO AVOID SEPT 11, AND WAR IN IRAQ, AND SAVED THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT LIVES.
I LONG STRETCH YOU MAY SAY BUT SO WAS MOUSOUIE THE 20th OF 9/11 BOMBERS RECENTLY CHARGED AND CONVICTED, HIS EVIDENCE MAY HAVE HELPED PREVENT THE DEATHS OF INNOCENTS
HAS HIRSI ALIs LIES HELPED LEAD TO WARS
Of course, Kanga couldn't identify exactly which "wars" Ali had caused.
Still, he posted his information on the internet, which means it must be true.
Kanga's most amusing moment came when another poster faked Kanga's e-mail address to post spoof messages, Kanga went into this comically demented rant, explaining how someone posting spoof messages making fun of him would destroy Australia:
I take this as a very major crime indeed
It will cost the 80,000 cars a year sold to saudi arabia
it will cost 100 million in lost tourist inflows to australia
AT A VERY MINIMUM
IT MAY COST TEN TIMES THAT
while I am a very small business my time wasted by this criminal act will cost my clients lost business that can never be recovered, as a loss of radar at the wrong time can lead to a plane crash , perhaps into a skyscraper
the potential losses are enormous
tens of billions to the australian economy minimum
over twenty billion just yesterday
perhaps the same today
it may hopefully resolve itself when the police realise how much damage
this clown is causing to the australian economy , asio will take care
of him for sure
At present it may be a simple hacker who thinks its fun to destroy the
australian economy and tens of thousands of jobs
Seems a little thin-skinned for such a mighty Islamist crusader. Kanga took steps to assure us as to his fearsome toughness.....
i do expect and get heaps of flack online
and there is kooks and drunks and psychos and racist zenophobes
i stick it up them all good and proper
i dont mind a good old fashioned shit fight
i smile at all the gutless cowards who like to threaten you as long as
thety are hiden behind anon
i know i am exposed by having my id fully up online
when the gutless wonders who wanted to could find me in five minutes
i will never hide from cowards and kidfuckers and kid killers they
amuse me with their pathetic threats and vieled cyberstalking
i have only been shot five times so far
and stabbed three times
HAD HALF MY NOSE BITTEN OFF
Poor Kanga really is a few kebabs short of a halal feast. His collected thoughts of Kanga can be viewed here.
The next post in my series on Usenet nutters will be the incomparable "Jake McCrann".
Bullets over Broadway
I'm pretty wary of Woody Allen movies. Some are exercises in torture (Husbands and Wives) and I generally just get very quickly tired of his neurotic, whiny ass.
Sometimes he does good though. I recently caught up with Bullets over Broadway. It's a genuinely charming and extremely funny tale of playwrights, actors, gangsters and the nature of art.
Dianne Wiest steals the show as the boozy, seductive and over-the-hill actress. The rest of the cast kicks ass too, especially Jennifer Tilly as the gangster's-moll-cum-lousy-actress, who has the funniest death scene I've seen in a long while.
I won't give away the plot. Just watch it. It's worth your time.
I was wrong. Thanks to reader "attila", I've found a production car which can out run a Hayabusa. It's this baby: the 16-cylinder, 400kph Bugatti Veyron.
Oooh, now that is pure car porn.
Still, at $1.3 million USD, it's still not much bang-for-buck. She is right tasty though....
Simulated 4-wheeled joy
Need for Speed: Most Wanted is a kick-ass PC driving game, even for those of us with no interest in cars.
Don't let the howlingly bad intro scenes put you off. Yes, these guys were probably taught how to act by Dolph Lundgen, but pretty soon all this embarrassing D-movie-bad-boy "bling bling" schtick goes away and the game gets down to business: car races and car chases, both around the fictional city of Rockport.
The goal is to beat the 15 "blacklist" racers of Rockport one at a time. And you can only race them once you've completed various goals for each of them: a combo of winning street races, evading police pursuits, and solo races against the clock. Winning races gets you money, which buys you performance parts and/or better cars.
You start off with a shitty cheap car, which - as you win races - you can customise into a hardcore race rocket, and you can buybetter cars with your winnings.
The police chases are the real highlight. It feels like you're in your own episode of Worlds Wildest Police Videos. You hear the police over the radio, the music plays and the action is incredibly frantic. The the longer you evade their chases, the more help they get in, and the more "bounty" points you get. Your "heat" level also goes up, which means the cops will be harder to evade.
Of course, it aint perfect. The difficulty of the pursuits seems to multiply exponentially in the later stages of the game, and a lot of the exotica really aren't much fun to drive (the Lamborghinis and the Aston Martin are a waste of space).
Still, if you like car racing games, or just love to laugh at really bad actors, NFSMW comes highly recommended.
Went on a motorbike ride to Tathra last weekend, where I ate junk food and drank bourbon.
Tathra has one of the most beautiful, quiet beaches on earth. Here's a pic I took a couple of years ago:
If I was ever terminally ill and going to commit suicide, I'd take a folding chair, a bottle of bourbon and a stack of sleeping pills to this beach at sundown. There simply could not be a better way to go.
I posted about soup a while back. mmmmmmm.....soup
Anyhow, here's some responses I got from other soup-loving folks
First, jennifer Clark gives her $0.02...
Tomato-Great to have on hand when fighting the stomach flu. Goes down smooth, and usually stays down.
Tomato Florentine- Very yummy soup. Nice and flavorful, and goes great with Turkey BLTs at Culver's (U.S. fast-food chain).
Pasta Figioli- Another good Italian soup. The stuff at Olive Garden is the best. Nice zesty spices, and very hearty. I have it every time I go there.
Minestrone- You're starting to detect a pattern, right? Anyway, it's the same as Tomato Florentine, except it has pasta in it. Done right, it's a flavorful soup.
Most potato soups- Very good. Favorites are Velvety Potato, Potato Au Gratin, Potato and Bacon, and Cream of Potato. All are nice and hearty, and are great to have on a cold day.
Vegetable- I like most vegetable soups, when they're done right. This means they have to have a decent amount of flavor, and can't be so watered down that you can't tell whether it's soup or just vegetable boiled in water.
'Waylon Smithers' has somewhat more...er.....downmarket tastes:
Hobo soup. Go to greek cafe, ask for a cup of hot water, add some tomato sauce and a dash of worstershire sauce.
This would still actally be better than some of the so-called "soups" around the traps....
The Great Bernie Slattery has some thoughts on the matter as well:
The missus makes a beaut loop-de-loop from bacon bones, lentils, celery and chopped tomatoes. Very conducive to wind beneath the bedsheets. Her reward.
He's a man of high culture our Bernie.
Immaculate Emily sent in a great looking recipies for red and yellow pepper soups. I hate capsicums (as they're known here), but I hate peas in their natural form as well, and they make killer soup. If anyone wants these recipies, send me an e-mail to tex<at>whackingday<dot>com. They look pretty bloody good.
'Waylon Smithers', having perhaps decided that his "hobo soup" wasn't the be all and end-all of soup cuisine, sent this:
When you have a flu, embrace multiculturalism and get a Tom Yum Goon into you, with extra chilli, its good for what ails ya.
Being a fellow Canberra person I appreciate the warming qualities of a pea and ham soup and being a cooking challenged singly have a recipe that is foolproof and all ingredients are Bi-Lo friendly.
Pack of dried Peas
Tin of Peas
Packet of bacon
Chicken stock cubes
Slice and dice your bacon, onion and garlic. Sweat in a little butter, add washed dried peas, crumble in a couple of stock cubes, add water, and simmer. Every now and then skim off the bits of brown froth. Simmer for a good hour or so. Add salt and I like plenty of black pepper. It should be fairly thickish (and will set when cooled) add drained tinned peas just before serving. Simple and tasty. Will feed a single bloke for three or so meals, and good farting fodder.
I sense a soups-n-farting theme here.
Andrew Collins sent this fine e-mail:
Goddamn we have a lot in common: motorcycles, pizza, barbecues, death to commie fucking fucks, and now, soup.
Split pea made with a good smoked ham-hock is good (get your butcher to saw the ham-hock in half); scotch broth made with chicken stock, barley, and lamb is one of my favorites. Spicy Thai soups with coconut milk and lemon-grass are great. My favorite is cioppino, arguably originating in Italy but perfected in San Francisco. The stock is fish and tomato based and contains crab (required) and any other fish and shellfish you can come up with. Eat it with a good crusty sourdough bread.
This link to "Soup song" is an amazing website that has everything you need to know about soup from recipes, to lore, stories, and songs. Check it out. http://www.soupsong.com/
If anyone else has some soup thoughts, send me an e-mail....
Where commie parasites take a shit
Thanks to reader Dan who sent through this...er...inspiring photo of Resistance HQ in Newcastle.
Nice to know the unwashed kiddies are such big fans of the mass-murdering, fascist cunt. Gotta love those leftist morals.
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