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1 January 2006 Creationism is for people who are too stupid to accept that they descended from monkeys - Strawman
I smoke like a fish - Scott Wickstein, who was actually sober at the time
It's gonna take a lotta fireworks to clean this place up - Homer Simpson
Happy new year folks. I've been too lazy to write anything. Hope you had a nice Christmas, and consumed lots of pork and beer. It's too fucking hot here right now. It hovered around 40c yesterday and feels just as bloody hot today. Thankfully I now have a nice evaporative cooler in my room. Best $229 I ever spent. I've also been entertaining Scott Wickstein, who's visiting from Adelaide, Scott is the ideal house guest: he doesn't expect to be taken anywhere or shown anything. Like me, he prefers to sit on his arse, drink beer and watch TV. Especially drink. The guy went through an entire case of Coopers in 2 days. He also a freak in the reading department, reading Anthony Beevor's Stalingrad in a day, and the equally large Berlin the following day. Today was an equal monument to laziness. It was too fucking hot to go anywhere so we stayed indoors. Fuck all that 'summertime activities' crap. I finished reading Steve Waugh's excellent autobio Out Of My Comfort Zone. A must for cricket fans.
The Changeling Brain has commanded me to complete this meme-thingy, so here goes....
Hmmmmm...... 1: While showering, I hold my left fist in the small of my back. I have absolutely no idea why I do this. And no, I've never done prison time. 2: I like to watch TV with the sound off while I listen to music through headphones. 3: I'm one of the few bloggers who rarely comments on recent news events, uses a white-on-black webpage scheme, and I don't update until around 1am in the morning, assuming I update at all. 4: I watch the finals or big tournament events in sports I usually have no interest in. I watch the soccer world cup, even though I think soccer mostly sucks. I have little interest in rugby or AFL, but often watch the finals of those too. 5: I am one of the few people on earth who hates mashed potatoes. I'd rather drink paint. OK, that's my five, and the following five people are now officially required to do the same: Emily, Yobbo, Mr. Mustard, Val and Bunyip.
For those of you who want an update on crazy Thom, here are some details.... 1- Thom went quiet just before Christmas. This was after yet another flood of amazingly lame (and contradictory) threats, promising that I was about to be arrested at any moment, and that the folks at the POWnetwork were going to be charged with 'aiding a terrorist' for requesting his public records. 2- As usual, Thom can't keep his own bullshit straight. On the one hand, he says a crime was committed when his records were requested, and that Mary Schantag and myself were going to be horribly punished. Yet, when questioned about his service record, Thom asserts that we never actually requested his records and we don't have them. 3- Despite myself and other USENET posters asking him dozens of times, Thom refuses to clarify exactly when he was in the RAAF, nor can he explain why he does not appear in any RAAF records. 4- Thommy has also used the evergreen excuse of the fake military veteran: claiming parts of his records are classified or 'missing'. This is the dog-ate-my-homework excuse of military imposters. 5- Still no word from Thommy's imaginary lawyers and friends in the federal police. 6- Despite being an 'expert' with the Melbourne PC Users group, Thom still seems to have no idea about how the internet works. When questioned about why he hadn't closed down my website as promised, he said my webhosts weren't able to because I have my own domain. Thommy expressed amazement that anyone with a blog would be "crazy" enough to have their own domain, and that noone could possibly have expected such a thing. (Next week, Thom discovers the existence of Netscape Navigator 1.0) 7- Thom offers the following explanation of his tortured syntax and spelling errors:
8- Thom demands to know when I'm going to pay his photographer "friend" for his photo. Despite endless requests, Thom has not been able to provide me with any contact info for this person, despite demanding that I contact him immediately. 9- Some random excerpts of Thommy's huffing and puffing:
Thom Lyons - an amusement park for the mind.
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