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Whacking Archive 28 August 2003 1: Western
capitalist democracy is superior to all other forms of society and culture. Oh puke.
Scott Wickstein has counted the votes and come up with the list. I chose five of the folks on his list. Here was mine..... Robert
Menzies "Tom
Paine" over at Silent Running is
to become an Aussie. Now, certain rules have to be followed for our
citizen-to-be, like no more smug mockery every time the All-Blacks win
the Rugby. Pity his successors made it turn to shit.
Yet now, the "civil
rights" movement is lead by worthless racist gangsters like Jesse
Jackson and Al Sharpton, who's entire agenda is judging people by the
color of their skin. The sad part is, so many people don't see the hypocrisy. Fine piece in Frontpage on the humanitarian disaster in France.
Indeed. 27 August 2003 Yo Busy writing job applications. Back tomorrow. 25 August 2003
If you want a case study in how well-spoken, well-educated people can argue passionately for the most insane beliefs, you'll have a hard time going past this effort. Jacobs
uses interviews with Part of this process is the creation of the fascinating Extrauterine Gestational Units within the pregnant women. Apparently the aliens fill the pregnant women with "air" to create extra space for all them little alien eggs. Jacobs knows this because the women reported these bizarre symptoms during pregnancy:
and even more unheard-of sensations:
Alarmed, Jacobs convinced one of the women to undergo an ultrasound, and he makes a shocking discovery:
Gasp - the evidence was gone and replaced by a regular preganancy. Creepy, no? Elsewhere, Jacobs manages to devote one whole page to the small technical problem of aliens being able to travel such distances merely for the sake of hanky-panky and anal probing. He says:
Ah well that settles it then. I found it odd that the aliens (who - amazingly - all speak English and bear a remarkable resemblance to the oily muppets in Close Encounters) would go to so much trouble to create a secret abduction & breeding program and undetectable interstellar spaceships, yet at the same time all seem very keen to tell the abductees all about themselves, their home planet and their breeding program without even bothering to erase their memories or brainwash them. Jacobs goes on to outline the incubation process, adult alien hybrids (who show behaviour amazingly similar to selfish, horny adult men), alien takeover plots, and other random dementia. It really is an amazing exercise in controlled madness. It could
be worse: he could have written Stupid White Men. 24 August 2003
This
is like showing up at the Le Mans 24-hr with a Winnebago.
This is way cool: the compendium of lost words. (Thanks
Carol)
Absolutely
indisputable proof of the total moral supremacy of western culture
and its inevitable triumph. Say hello
to the Phallosaurus,
once thought extinct. Hot on the heels of the departure from American shores of Guardian moron Matthew Engel, comes the departure of Observer correspondent Ed Vulliamy, who tells us he's fallen out of love with America because the Evil Guy From Texas has taken over, and the 'coolness' of Bill Clinton's presidency is no longer there. The result
is a comically childish whinge about Bush-as-usurper, evil NeoCon conspiracies,
how the Clintons were victims of a wicked right-wing conspiracy, the Americans'
lack of understanding of the poor souls in Al-Qaeda, and about
how Ed's cool friends like Susan Sontag, the Dixie Chicks and John Cale
are being brutally repressed (or something). 21 August 2003 Columnist
Miranda Devine is capable of cutting through wooly-headed PC thinking,
but like
James Morrow points out, it's a great pity she's so full of shite
herself.
Heh.
Indeed. Ackerman is a grade-A fuckwit. Always has been, always will be.
A bloated recycler of every piece of pro-statist god-squadder bilge that
eeks out of the arse of hypocrite conservatives the country over.
Margot Kingston must be wetting her pants right now. The Queen of Evil is in prison. Though this is really a side issue, as it allows Kingston to trot out the usual leftist grab-bag of lies:
The left love this fantasy. It gives them an explanation for why their God - wretched Prime Minister Paul Keating - was destroyed in the '96 election. The magical country of peace n' multicultural hugs under Keating was stolen away by the evil, racist Hanson fairy, Australia turned into the Fourth Reich, with John Howard as king usurper. With Howards crushing victory in '96, and the obliteration of the left's hideously unpopular cultural agenda, Australia's out-of-touch left was caught like a deer in the headlights: left in a state of cognitive dissonance, unable to comprehend that the majority of the population didn't think like them after all. But of course, the answer was not that an electorate had made a reasoned choice, but rather that the left's righteous place at the helm of the country had been stolen from them by fearmongering, deceit and racism. It was some kind of horrible trick. Surely Australians couldn't be such a bunch of evil, right-wing, xenophobic bastards. For the last seven years, the left have shown their utter contempt for the Australian population they are supposed to represent. Their commitment to democratic debate melts like snow whenever they are on the losing side. For it is this same population who - when living under Labor governments - are always hailed as a friendly, egalitarian, knockabout nation of people, are derided as fearful, stupid, racist, xenophobic, selfish and ignorant whenever John Howard wins an election or an opinion poll. Howard could only win by "stealing" the policies of Hanson, who had created an air of racism out of thin air, spoiling our journey along the cultural rainbow. Voters are stupid. Voters are ignorant. Voters are racists. Voters are all these things because they been voting for the wrong people since 1996. The delusional arrogance of the Left is a kind of solipsism that borders on the lunatic. For them, leftist cultural and economic policy are a kind of natural human condition which no sane person could question for a moment. Defeats at elections are to be explained by cruel magic performed by wicked right-wingers performing to a willing population of ignorant, greedy racists who just don't know what's good for them. It's as if the voters were the hoardes of Tolkein's orcs commanded by the evil wizard Saruman in Lord of The Rings, aided of course by the evil conspiracy of special interests, greedy capitalists and menacing media barons. The left displays an almost comical level of stupidity and double-think. Howard had been derided publically as an anti-Asian racist since the 80's. He had been caricatured for his right-wing geopolitical and social policies his entire career. Yet - amazingly - the left claims with a straight face that not only did the voters elected him as PM in complete ignorance of his past, but that he had taken his long-held policy positions from a marginal political figure who emerged decades after him. Howard just kept winning elections and opinion polls. Hanson and One Nation - this great evil force which was going to turn us into Nazi Germany - faded into oblivion when their 15 minutes were up, as pretty much anyone with a brain predicted they would. Yet, the great Howard-as-Hanson myth keeps resurfacing to comfort the idiot left, to hide their unpopularity with the average Australian voter. To them, there are no legitimate concerns about national security, immigration, law-and-order, interest rates and unemployment, there is only Howard's wedge politics, racism and fearmongering. The most
alarming thing about Australia's political left is that it never seems
to grow up. They seem to think contemporary Australia will go away if
they close their eyes long enough and repeat the same fantasies often
enough. I can only hope that the Labor party at least can return to the
real-world pragmatism it showed in the early 80's. Not only do we need
a sensible opposition, we need them to be at least a half-sensible government
when they next win office. If they're infected with the Margot-gene when
that happens, then may Jeebus help us all. 20 August 2003 Goddamned psycho islamist scum bastards. JERUSALEM - A suicide bomber blew himself up Tuesday on a packed bus on a main thoroughfare in Jerusalem, killing at least 20 people, Israel Army Radio said. The militant Islamic
Jihad group claimed responsibility in a call to the Lebanese TV station
Al Manar. The attack killed three children and wounded at least 100 more.
I guess the "cycle of violence" has started again. My bet it will go something like this; 1- Israel
makes concessions for peace My message to Israel: Seek out and kill those terrorist bastards. Do not wait for more attacks. Do it now. Build that wall. Do not give up one fucking inch of land. Not now. Not ever. How many
more Jews will be slaughtered before the world stops fucking around with
these Islamic genocide-loving scum? In one of the most shameless pieces of pure race-hucksterism I've seen recently, the morons at ATSIC have "ordered" Prince Harry to stop "stealing" their art.
Not if he painted them, you asshole.
"Cultural property rights"? Hey Rodney, you're speaking English. You're using my language without my permission. I demand compensation for the distress you are causing. And you damned black people are allowed to write books and everything, just like decent European folk. You'd best apologise for that too. While we're playing this racist game of self-righteousness, how about we apologise to black Americans for "stealing" rock n' roll?
No, it means he's a guy just painting a picture. Get over yourself.
How generous of you. He paints his own picture in a style he likes and you see it as your prerogative to "forgive" him. No race has ownership of any "style" of Art. To say otherwise is to embrace a philosophy of humanity that made Mein Kampf so popular. Having dark skin does not excuse you from spouting such disgraceful, racist idiocy.
19 August 2003 After a painfully long hiatus from blogging, James Morrow returns to the fold with his new site The Daily James. And Gaz
Pukka has an excellent new look for his page. (Oh, wait a sec, I see
he's changed it again. Where are the Gaz pics?) Paul
Jane offers
a helpful suggestion for those wanting to use Spanish words in their
writing. After enduring mockery from my elders and betters for my new car thoughts, and having been frightened by Tim Blair's emerging homosexuality, I have decided to look toward slightly less "micro" vehicles for my entry into the four-wheeled world. Not the whole list. Just the ones I could be bothered to put up right now................ Ford Falcon XR6
Ford Escape
Mazda 6
Suzuki Grand Vitara 18 August 2003 Was busy
motorbike riding and socialising last weekend. Last night I had an ISP
outage to contend with. Oh well, I'm back now. And I think you'll all agree that via my mathematically quantifiable analysis, Arnie should be president of the world and Heath Ledger cleaning public toilets on Pluto. Yobbo
has found
the perfect guy to take Hugh Mackay's spot at The Sydney Morning
Herald. If you
ever want to convert someone to motorcycle racing, show them a tape of
last
night's MotoGP race in its entirety. One of my personal gods: Kif - the ever-suffering starship officer from Futurama.
Jason
Soon aint
much enjoying the English summer. The Green Left Weekly spreads hoax The stinky, brain-dead ones are growling about the latest Evil American Cultural Outrage.
Yikes. Those American
capitalist pigs. Hey, it's another excuse for really, really
deep greenie cultural analysis:
Thank god we have
the greenies to keep track of all the evil in the world. Too bad the
whole thing is a hoax. Misha
examines the BBC's fawning coverage of the left's favourite tyrant. Niall Cook has another interminable post in which he waffles at length about non-issues before finally spitting out his justification for using my money to fund the ABC. What can you say to this lunacy?
Um, where did they get it from then? But before then, we have his attempts at argument:
Mmmm, well seeing as I'm forced to pay for SBS, I have a right to watch it. Should the opportunity arise for me to withdraw my involuntary support, I will quit watching it. By the way, I have seen exactly 3 episodes of South Park, one of which was in the USA. And here's his reponse to my posting statistics proving the unpopularity of public networks:
No, says the ratings figures. Here's the SBS figures (which Niall provided, proving his memory is as bad as his reasoning ability) and here's the ABC figures which are actually worse than the 16% I quoted first.
Um, here they are again stupid guy:
Can't refute them? Didn't think so. He does however whinge about them:
So? Provide different figures. The fact that you have not speaks volumes. I'm providing them out of context? The provide the context. Show us these "vastly different" ratings figures...... the silence is deafening.
No, it shouldn't use my money to exist. If it can survive via private subscription then that's just fine by me. How many more times do I have to explain this for you to understand, you dolt?
Well, D-U-H. Niall sez it's taxpayer funded. Did anyone else not get that impression from my last three posts?
Niall, the ABC wins the industry voted awards, not the popular voted ones, on account of the ABC not being popular and all.
No I don't. I want you to pay for your choices, and for me to pay for my choices. You are not paying for my Foxtel channels, but I am paying for your ABC.
Aside from proving hardly anyone who pays for public broadcasters actually watches them of course. Niall considers this point unimportant.
No, I can't opt out, because paying for the ABC and SBS is mandatory. Get it?
Statistical proof with links are dismissed as logical fallacies. Well, Niall is a far-leftie after all.
As refuting simple statistical evidence, elementary reading and knowledge of simple principles of taxation are little beyond your abilities, it seems debate is not something you know much about. This
is like trying to teach algebra to a hamster. 14 August 2003 The Bunyip
dispenses his
car philosophy. Been
through three days of computer hell thanks to the goddamned Blaster worm,
but normal service has resumed, praise Jeebus. Though there's little to
blog about tonight. Will be back tomorrow.
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the read the enthralling essay claiming that capitalism
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