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Whacking Archive 23-6-03 Busy New posts have been sparse in the last few days. Consumption of expensive scotch, vodka plus some work-at-home commitments are to blame. Business will resume as normal tomorrow. As usual, I'm way behind in my e-mail. Apologies to those still awaiting a reply.
And about time too!
I love this cranky old fucker.
Great new freedom blog. Obviously euro-heavy, but the themes are universal.
Check out the first entry in the comments section of this post. 20-6-03 There's
a small crippled child in the hospital who really wants us to win. I know
this because I crippled him myself to inspire you.
"What I can assure you is that it was a completely unintentional mistake." Sure
it was.
Yobbo
is one
funny bastard.
Hillary - of course - knows nothing, eh Mike? And get a load of this stomach churner: "I haven't met a woman yet who is not attracted to Bill Clinton" 'scuse me while I hurl. (Thanks
to Mr. Hayes for the link) This
is just damned funny.
Even Australian lefty journalists still can't get over Dubya being elected president. For fuck's sake: grow a life. Unhinged mumbler Alan Ramsey is still pissing his pants about John Howard's non-existent 'police state'. And there
is the daily assortment of letter-writing
weenies. Enough of fucking Harry Potter already. Some character dies...blah blah....a hardback got stolen somewhere, blah blah....JK Rowling will earn an awful lot of money from this book, jabber, jabber, jabber. If you
wanna buy the book, then buy it. Why the fuck do the rest of us have to
hear about it? Former Labor minister Gary Johns delivers this magnificent slam of ATSIC and the self-serving race-bullies in the aboriginal leadership.
Amen
brother. Go read the rest right now. 19-6-03 Space,
it seems to go on and on forever... But then you get to the end and a
gorilla starts throwing barrels at you! ...to
father Tim. I chickened out. When conservatives send me letters of criticism, they are sober, well-written and polite. Yet when lefties send letters of criticism, it invariably contains lots of screeching, cursing and exclamation points. And on that note, I give you the lovely e-mail I received this evening from 'Greg A.'. At least he avoided upper-case type.
Gotta love level-headed lefty critique. And hey there, stupid person, Darwin is one of the most multicultural communities in Australia.
I agree, though I doubt you've seen one up close.
Yes, and I came to the judgement that they're idiots. Deal with it.
What, being stupid? Hey, here's a youthful non-stupid fella who can actually express his ideas.
Hardly the point?
Lefty idiots tend to wring their hands a lot over questions noone else gives a crap about. What do these morons mean about national identity? And if our 'collective thought' is so horribly traumatised, why has the coalition won three elections in a row? Why does the PM have such a huge lead in the prefered PM opinion polls? So like the left to assume their laughable limp-wristed hissy-fits are actually shared by anyone with a life.
Ah, so why do you criticise the policies of the government if you have no better ideas yourself? Idiot.
Why do you feel guilty? Have you done anything bad? It amazes me no end that the pious twats in the supposed 'anti-racism' left are associating both them and me with apparent crimes I did not commit because I have the same skin colour. Irony much?
Was I denying their right to express an opinion? Freedom of speech does not entail freedom from criticism, you hypersensitive little violet. Anglo-Saxon machine. The same anglo-saxon bastards who are having their tax dollars spent on aboriginal welfare? Love that politically-correct racism of yours. And I notice the lack of any specifics, or any recognition whatsoever that Australia is a non-racist country.
Yes
and you're basing this on what? And why is that even relevant? If they love JJJ so much, they can spend their own money on it. They have no right to ask me to spend mine.
The difference of course - Mr Stupid - is that you are not paying for Laws, Zemanek, Jones and co, but I'm forced to support JJJ. And how does the existence of JJJ stop Laws & Co. spewing their stuff? Logic aint your strong suit I guess.
Sorry, I escaped adolescence and got myself a job years ago. You should try it. It's wonderful reality-therapy.
Ooooh, you're some
kind of scary fella. Take your best shot toots......
Melbanians
are growing them
too. The
debate rages on.
Heh. Cheers
to D. Spacey for the link. Are you a lonely creepazoid looking for that special lady? Well do we have the service for you! As my friend Steve from California sez:
Yup. Brian
Micklethwait at Samizdata has a fine piece on this subject,
esp. the blogosphere's potential for spreading the ideals of libertarianism. 17-6-03 This
is what you need: fine booze accessories.
I got my Simpsons shotglasses there. Apparently, Sydney's muslims need to be more like The Black Panthers. You know, to combat all the imaginary racism. An American leftist student graces Australia with her presence. There's
tons of other crap too. Ahh, the wonders of telecommunication.
Heh. Thanks to Citizen
Limbo for the link. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. It's
the "A terrorist target: new or old?"
thread. Go read. We're like geniuses and you'll be, like, educated
and stuff.....
Check
out Samizdata's
view of the latest insane EU legislation: The Big Brother EU is gonna
regulate blogs. 16-6-03 Charles delivers a mighty beating to the post-war "it was all a lie!!" crowd:
As usual, read the
rest.
Meanwhile, Suzuki - who raced their four-stroke all of last year - managed a best place of 15th. Kawasaki - who have been racing their four-stroke since late last season - finished 17th. Aprilia - who raced all last year - managed a 12th in the hands of Haga. Ducati have well and truly humiliated the non-Honda manufacturers. Just think how good these bikes will be next year. Meanwhile
Carlos "Crasher" Checa continues his inexplicable employment
at Yamaha with a 4th place. Checa has been on superfast works machinery
for the last eight seasons and has won only twice (last in 1998, and never
outside Spain). Why do people keep hiring this b-grader?
Most of the fun with Richard is figuring out exactly what he is talking about. Get a load of this opening paragraph:
What's remarkable here is that he could have deducted the entire 121-word portion before "Australia" and made exactly the same point with infinitely more clarity. To save you the effort, I've word-filtered the rest of his essay: Americans
evil, Well, it's not quite his complete essay, I admit. I've left out the final section where he gets evidence of US atrocities from such notable psycho sites www.whatreallyhappened.com, and http://islamonline.net. And people
actually pay this freak for speaking
engagements. Tom Paine
shows us how remaining kosher in Tonga can
be a little difficult. Yobbo
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