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Whacking Archive 3-5-03 One of the perks of this blogging hobby is the hate mail you get from the sad freak brigade. Got a bunch of them from one knob while I was in North America. I noticed the similarity to other nut-job mail.... 1- message will consist of at least one large unbroken block of text, often with little attention paid to the rules of punctuation. 2- the mails will contain howls of outrage that Pilger, Chomsky, Richard Neville and their ilk are in fact highly respected intellectuals, usually followed by a link to a leftist website containing endless pages of dirge defending their legacy. Often, there will be the demand that I purchase and read the latest 1,000 page book by such-and-such. 3- the demand that I shouldn't respond to their e-mail, because they are too busy with their really successful publishing career or they're busy with their glamourous girlfriends.
Funnily enough, my replies will always guarantee an instant (and often lengthy) response, always more hysterical and enraged than the last. The wanker quoted above sent me five more e-mails in less than a day, claiming he was only answering because he was waiting for the flood of e-mails offering him lucrative writing jobs for big magazines. *chortle* Hey,
we believe ya...really.....
Books Basic
Economics - Thomas Sowell Music Sucks
to be you - Prozzac This is the most delightfully bizarre website I've seen in a while. It's disturbing how much time you can waste playing with it...err...so I'm told. Thanks
to Chocolate Andi for the link. The worst
ever comic book
covers. Mwahahha. Thanks to D.C. Jensen for the link. Sorry,
I refuse to be saddened by something
like this. It's one less lethal idiot on the road as far as I'm concerned.
Is anyone
else amused by the fact that Australia's favourite Robert Mugabe apologist
is
condemning american imperialism?
Yes, I'm back My North American vacation was fantastic, the flight back was horrid (does 10 hours of turbulence sound fun to you?). Currently recovering with the help of beer and doritos. Blogging will resume later. But before I go to bed, a few random points; 1- Bloggers
I met: Sasha & Andrew, Paul
Jané, Bill Whittle
and Emily Jones. See you tomorrow.
AARRGGHHH!!!! Not only does my site go down and e-mail stop, when it got "fixed" my FTP account got screwed up and I couldn't post anything. You can see the entries I wrote for yesterday below................
My site was down for
over 24 hours. Grrrrr. Apologies if you've been trying to get to my site,
but the downtime was simply beyond my control. Two more sleeps till
I fly to Los Angeles. Much as I hate flying, I can't wait to visit that
continent and see my friends. I guess I'd better do the whole duty-free
shopping thing. Getting read for my trip. Buying some new clothes, doing shopping for supplies, etc. Had to bloody renew
my driver's licence for $113 yesterday. Grrr. Even less travelling money
now.
Brooke discusses
Israel & Zionism with a particularly noxious correspondent. Sasha's gut-wrenching
piece, remembering 11/9/01. Wonderful.
Too busy to blog tonight. Back tomorrow.
Tonight's 7.30
Report feature on warblogging was a whole lotta nothing. Fun to
see James Morrow, John Quiggin, Gareth Parker and "Gianna" on
TV though..... Those of you who see
the French as paragons of virtue should be reading Samizdata
right now.
My joke post about the "save Anne-Sophie" campaign has caused Dazza Penny (and a few correspondents) to give me a good ol' fashioned Canadian ball-kickin'. OK, point/s taken Damian. Though I'm curious about one thing: if Quebec is as full of jerks as you say, would that make you a separatist? Just think: 1- you get rid of
all your marxist frenchies It's win-win dammit!! James, just
buy your own fucking domain already................ George Monbiot's latest column is titled "It will end in disaster". Subtle as ever. Simon "dopestick" Hoggart tells us we're losing the war. Or rather we're not winning as quickly as the journalists said we would. Or something. Fuad Nahdi writes
this nauseating apology for Islamofascism ("British muslims being
oppressed by Evil Whitey, blah blah, you can't blame them if they become
terrorists, you're just asking for it you know...")
Socialists - without exception - are people who desperately need a life. Canadian "New Socialist" Jackie Esmonde can't even watch a show called Buffy The Vampire Slayer without wetting her panties over embedded metaphors of racism, class warfare and all the other crap lefty wankers worry about.
And she gives only
one example, which doesn't actually illustrate her point.
(Faith's psychosis has nothing to do with it I guess. You know, her habit of killing people.)
"a politics that is all surface presentation but poses no real challenge to oppression." - sweet jesus, it's a show about a girl who kill vampires for fucks sake.
Oh brother.
Um, that's coz maybe it's about cute chicks who beat up guys in monster makeup, funny dialogue, cheesy romance, fun/weird plots and the rest. These socialist wankers
can't even watch TV without showing their loser-gene.
Bruce Hill has
become so disgusted by his native New Zealand's spineless leadership,
tyrant arse-licking and terrorist appeasement that he is taking out Australian
citizenship. Welcome to Oz mano, pity it had to be prompted by the craven
stupidity of Helen Clark and her wretched government. Mr. Mustard has indisputable
proof.
I love it when people tell me that if only those horrible jews would pull out of the occupied terrirories, all would be well. News people: Israel's arab neighbours do not want peace, they want to wipe it off the map, get it? Don't take my word for it, here are excerpts from an interview with Syrian President, Bashar Al-Assad:
Lovely huh? Nah, no
Jew-extermination intentions here folks...
Apologies to anyone who's sent me e-mails and not gotten a response yet. I'm getting to it. I get tons of great e-mail, and it always gets read the same day as it is sent. Thing is, I'll answer some of it within 2 minutes of it arriving in my inbox, others will take me 2 months to reply to. There are lots of reason for this: I belong to a couple of high-traffic mail lists, some mail requires me to think of a decent response first, some mail gets overlooked in the "message read" section, but mostly it's because I'm a lazy bastard, and I have to ask the forgiveness of my fine correspondents for the often interminable delays in replying. Be assured, your messages are always welcomed and read with enthusiasm. Meanwhile, keep it
coming: tex {{AT}} whackingday.com Bill
Whittle's latest. Read now. Brilliance at zero cost to you. I'll have the Clitoris
Citrus thanks. The howling retards on the aus.motorcycles newsgroup make Indymedia look sane when it comes to discussion of the Iraq war. If you haven't ever browsed the war-related threads on this newsgroup, then you're missing a treat. Do it now. Like many USENET newsgroups, it's a cesspool of conspiracy theories, sociopathic stalinist political sympathies, a serious insecurity complex about Americans and some rather amusing geopolitical theories, like the true awesome power of France:
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to worry by brothers-in-Allah,
I'm sure the fierce Al Qaeda leader is getting ready to really
teach those Americans a lesson.......
Sage has
some interesting ruminations on the subject. Two great posts: the
truth about the aussie SAS and news of an evil
propaganda ship arriving in Iraq.
The 'books not bombs' dickheads are blaming the Sydney protest riot on the police. The rampaging muslim kids were - of course - blameless:
Yeah, I'm sure the junior psychos who threw objects at the cops, kicked and punched them, terrorised cafe patrons and destroyed private property were just exercising political concerns, and not just being little assholes who deserve to have the shit kicked out of them. Of course, they're doing their usual whining about having their democratic rights crushed. Apparently, destroying private property isn't a violation of other people's rights. Ahhh, stinky-leftist hypocrisy. They're quite delusional too:
No, little Miss Armpit Forest, you haven't pressured or scared the police into doing anything. They could have beaten all you worthless little dipshits into a pulp if they wanted. Unlike you, the cops try to prevent violence, which is why they want to talk. I wish you little
farts would do something useful with your lives, like get jobs.
The totalitarian freaks
at the ISO are
blustering again.
Hey, David Morgan
is alive after all, and he
does a great fisking of one of those wanky pro-Saddam Q&A chain
mails. God, I hope this
is true. Jonathan Davis does
a fine, detailed job of pulling apart Dawkins' sorry-arsed anti-american
Guardian screed. The Australian round of the Superbike World Championship is happening this weekend at Phillip Island. For the first time in 4 years, I will miss the races at PI. I'm saving money for my USA trip, which starts next weekend. As I wrote earlier, the world Supers is in deep shit this year, suffering a massive drain in riding talent (Edwards, Bayliss and Haga gone to MotoGP) and manufacturer support (only Ducati and Suzuki have factory entries, the latter of which is laughable). The only real point of interest is the performance of '96 world champ troy Corser on the spanking new Petronas triple. He finished 6th in today's qualifying. Just to show what a non-even this year's series is, check out the qualifying grid.
Hodgson has the fastest bike by miles, Chili is 2nd despite having a crap privateer bike, Garcia is a c-grade nobody, Walker has never amounted to anything at the world level, Toseland=Garcia, Corser has a slow, undeveloped bike, and Lavilla is someone you hire when you can't afford a good rider. Xaus could be a threat to Hodgson if he ever stops crashing. For the real action
tomorrow, I'll be watching the World
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