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10-10-02

Youth whinges Eternal

Trust The Age to print this load of assnuggets.

A 25-yo self-righteous postgraduate student - Michelle Almiron - squeals about how nobody is listening to her generation, and how she has to deal with the everyday issues of life, like bills, debt and working for a living. Oh, the pain!

Of course, as with most agonized leftist twits, she doesn't understand that she is being listened to. The thing is, nobody cares.

Some choice excerpts.....

I am 25 and part of the invisible generation. I am in full-time education (still) accumulating a HECS debt that I will have to repay as soon as I earn more than $21,000 a year.

Oh dear. Fancy being forced to contribute a portion of the cost of your seemingly never-ending education which everyone else is subsidising.

The likelihood of my partner and I becoming either home owners or parents is non-existent. We have other needs and aspirations for the moment.

Yeah, non-home ownership and cost of having kids is a problem exclusively for the young. Gimme a break.

You oppressed "youth" could always move outta Melbourne, and - you know - go somewhere cheaper.

It's simple: as a group, generally, we don't have a mortgage, children or full-time career jobs. So John Howard has little motivation to listen to our voices. We are a generation that speaks to brick walls.

Christ almighty. Somebody fetch the Kleenex. You have as much power to make John Howard listen as anyone else: you can vote. It's called democracy. Don't start crying about being unfairly ignored when your vote has the same weight as an older person.

A good example is the furore caused when Kirsty Ruddock had the courage to voice her objections to her father's actions. She was readily dismissed for failing to appreciate the responsibilities involved in managing such a weighty portfolio. I can just imagine Philip Ruddock shaking his head - I admire her zest but, ah, the innocence of youth.

Ah good: she didn't forget the required dig at the Evil Nazi Howard Government, irrelevant as it is.

Alternatively, when we are not ignored, we are patronised. Reports abound about our lack of savings and our love affair with credit. We don't buy houses, preferring to spend our money on mobile phones and travel. There seems to be a hysteria that surrounds this notion of young Australians travelling the road to economic perdition.

Interestingly, she can give no specifics.

In reality, there is hardly any room for us to put our finger in the financial pie. Who can afford a house when you have a $25,000 HECS debt?

Valid point, but so what? You expect to be a home owner at the age of 25 while you're still a full-time student? How about getting a job, and paying off your debt, before you start crapping on with your righteous spiel about how evil older people and the government are.

Next, Michelle - the Gulag Oz inmate - cries censorship;

My generation is recognised for labels. We're the indy-media types, hanging off the end of the Xers, labelled as "generation Y", "generation tech" or the first "global generation". I understand that labelling is necessary. But, in effect, it acts as masking tape over our mouths.

Um, how?

This imposed silence encourages accusing snarls that we are an apathetic bunch with no cultural clout or direction. But this couldn't be further from the truth. Australia's youth are more than an age bracket. We have views on politics, lifestyle and social justice.

Australia's youth have opinions. Well, fuck me. Who would have guessed?

This imposed silence encourages accusing snarls that we are an apathetic bunch with no cultural clout or direction. But this couldn't be further from the truth. Australia's youth are more than an age bracket. We have views on politics, lifestyle and social justice.

What "imposed silence", you clown? To start with, you are able to get a piece this bad published in a major broadsheet newspaper, for chrissakes. And you can hardly go a day without the TV news showing the members of the Unwashed Student Stinky Platoon protesting and screaming "fascism!!!" about something or other.

The Youth Parliament was in session last month. Mandatory reporting of child abuse by religious leaders, reproductive rights (the availability of the morning-after pill over the counter), compulsory blood donations: these were some of the bills discussed by Australians aged 16 to 25.

Well, the ones aged 18-25 can vote and register as political candidates if they want, just like anyone else. What the hell is it that you are complaining about?

There are many other places to find us discussing and enthusing. Go to any spoken-word event on a weekend at a pub or other venue and you might be surprised.

Uh, no, we're all quite used to the sight and sounds of boring university students lecturing us all on our evil ways thank you. Oh, and I bet you don't count young libertarians/conservatives as part of your generation.

Walk down Swanston Street and you might be asked to sign a petition and become involved against the mandatory detention of refugees or against war on Iraq. Visit any of the university corridors and catch the conversations of students running to class from part-time jobs. You might find us discussing how our education is deteriorating, how daily living is becoming more expensive, how lacking in human compassion our political leaders are.

Oh, we know all this. Problem is that at election time, we couldn't give a rat's ass about what you have to say. People have a right to have different opinions to yours. You are not being silenced or oppressed - other people are making decisions of their own. I realise that as a leftist this idea of freedom of choice is a scary one, but you'd best deal with it, Whitlam-girl.

There is a rich array of young voices striving to be heard. Yet these voices rarely penetrate mainstream politics and culture.

Says the words printed in the The Age, and similar voices being spoken on a certain taxpayer funded nation-wide radio station. Never mind, I guess the Zionists are brainwashing the unwashed masses against you.

Naomi Klein suggests that one of the reasons that youthful voices do not permeate the mainstream is because as soon as our cultural movement awakes, baby boomers come along and steal it to make "cool" ads - which they then try to sell back to us. This never happened to the baby boomers. They had time to revel in their movement and explore it before it was sold off.

I think I'm gonna barf.

It's a shame. Our generation has an important contribution to make to Australian society.

So get out there and make it, and stop fucking whining about your poor, silenced self already. This would mean however, you have to join the real world the rest of us live in, where we have a lower tolerance for middle-class welfare brats like you.
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