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12-11-02

"Americans are idiots" - Vol.1,526. (Brought to you by The Guardian)

Is today's Matthew Engel article the most cretinous thing The Guardian has ever published?

Eurosnob bore Engel fires off a classic in desperate leftist hysteria: a long, interminable whinge about How America Sucks, in which he's reduced - for lack of better material (not to mention intellect) - to a bizarro rant on (of all things) cockfighting.

Yesiree, in a world where friendly muslim clerics are advocating the slaughter of the entire planet, where North Korea is starving it's entire population to death, and where Castro is having political opponents imprisoned or murdered, Matthew Engel and The Guardian have decided to focus on what really matters: American Poultry Conspiracies

There are twelve paragraphs in this column, and every one of them is a masterpiece in near-insanity. What exactly is the damned point this barking-mad nuthatch is making?

Here is my attempt at deciphering this mess...

1- Cockfighting is bad.
2- Oklahoma has banned it, but americans still suck because we Euros banned it ages ago.
3- The existence of States and the lack of mighty EU-style One Government is appalling, because Americans can go to another state where laws are friendlier toward their hobbies.
4- Americans are hypocrites, because they still eat chickens & eggs.
5- Americans suck, because they ban cockfighting but don't ban guns, which terrorise millions for weeks on end.
6- The poultry policy is a zionist american plot to distract us from the Truth of Amerikkka.

Lordly, I need a beer........
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