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Whacking Permalink Archive 24-9-02
They've seen fit to premiere Crossing Over - the horrid show of that "psychic" fraud John Edward tonight. My favourite John Edward story is how he appeared on TV the night of Sep.10, 2001, and - surprise, surprise - picked up zero "vibes" about the event that would shake the world a few hours away. Strangely (not really), none of the other great psychics picked up anything either. Sorry new agers, but when I rule the world these fuckers will be the first against the wall. We need to cleanse the gene pool of scum. Fuck John Edward. Fuck James Van Cunt (or whatever his name is). Fuck Uri "bullshit is my life" Geller. Fuck Sylvia Browne. Fuck all you paranormalist liars and tricksters. Fuck all you scum who give them money. Fuck all you media dipshits who accept their lies for the sake of ratings. Fuck the lawyers who represent them. Fuck all you alien abduction and crop-circle dickheads. Fuck all you "repressed memory" liars. Fuck everyone who prints their books and articles. Fuck all you stupid brain-dead cunts who ever read Marlo Morgan's Mutant Message Down Under. Fuck all you "subliminal messages in rock songs" assholes. Fuck the companies who advertise during shows like Crossing Over. Fuck Deepak Chopra. Fuck the Raelian Movement. And last but not least, fuck Nostradamus. If I've offended you,
blow me.
Funny, I thought it meant what it said. You know: change the regime
Well, only if you're very stupid.
Odd how the anti-USA crowd are obessed with america's language. Some might wonder if it would be worth spending time examining Castro's tyranny, or how the North Koreans are busy murdering their population, but what would they know?
Be patient folks, he's going to make his point soon I'm sure.
They hate hollywood & hamburgers do they? Funny how everyone around the world can't seem to get enough of them. Then their own lefties - seeing their dreams of Stalinist utopia evaporate under the weight of freedom of choice - whinge about American cultural invasions. So answer me this, GrogBob, give me one example of where a society has been forced to buy hamburgers and hollywood movies.
Well, actually dummy, he means he wants to get rid of Hussein and his psychotic, murderous junta. A bunch of guys - by the way - you never seem to write many articles about. Funny how your concern for evil governments only seems to apply to the world's most powerful democracy.
Breathless linguistic philosophy. What a mighty contribution to the current geopolitical debate.
GrogBob is in a terminal state of confusion here - "euphemisms are hardly ever believed", yet he spends a whole article here waffling about the oh-so-sinister doublespeak about the satanic Uncle Sam. Well, which is it, you fuckwit? And here's the required here's-where-Bob-goes-completely-bonkers paragraph.......
Talk about the brink of insanity. Well, let's take GrogBob's points one-by-one…. Weapons of mass destruction ("like Israel!!") - yes, and which of these countries has actually used their WMDs at every opportunity, hmmm? I guess to the idiot moral-equivalency-left, such things are irrelevant. "murders his own people" (like Israel, whose Palestinians parallel his Kurds) - yep, you read it right. Bob (who - incidentally - never met a communist thug he felt worthy of criticism) is equating the only democratic country in the middle east to a psychotic, genocidal dictator. And as for the palestintians being in the same position as the Kurds in Iraq, well, I don't recall the kurds being able to vote or receving access to jewish-funded healthcare. Then again, comparisons are not GrogBob's strongpoint. "uses chemical weapons" (like the US napalming the naked little girl in Vietnam) - Nice comparison, except, a) it was thirty years ago, b) it was widely condemned everywhere, including inside the evil USA where people have a democratic right to protest, c) it was a result of a heavy-handed strategy to win a stupid war, whereas Iraq does this to thousands of people just for fun. The naughty dictators
& friends of USA list. Lessee…….. Only in the FairFax press could this wino get space to write this deranged screed.
Except the cost of war might kinda outweigh any oil benefits, not to mention that the USA doesn't exactly depend on Iraqi oil.
Yeah, like all those unprovoked wars he's launched against…um…..
Or it could be you need to lay off the LSD for a while.
Bob votes for Chairman
Mao. He's non-capitalist, non-American, and has a healthy regard for the
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leftie mumbler Bob Ellis writes