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Whacking Permalink Archive 20 July 2004 Ms Castel has a couple of excellent posts up right now after a brief absence. The first deals with religion and the followers thereof. The
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a review of the mesmerising prison drama OZ. A show where
physically, mentally, and emotionally, everyone is fucking everyone else
up the ass. In an effort to prevent the terrifying 'crimes' such ticket scalping, a collection of local government statist pricks wants to give park rangers the power to search bags.
Let me get this right, I'm in a public place, I'm not conducting any criminal activity, but some little prick official has the right to search my bag, and I'm going to forcibly removed and fined if I say no? Go forth and multiply, you commie scum. Any
park ranger trying to search my person is going to get punched in the
face. You have been warned.
Honestly, I can't say I've ever seen a scene with him where he didn't appear to be A) constipated, B) trying out for a hair gel commercial, or C) looking at his cue cards. Yes, I've seen Bugsy. I've seen Bonnie and Clyde. I've seen that piece of crap with Natalie Wood in it that Elia Kazan directed. The man cannot act. I've seen Dennis Rodman turn in better performances than this putz. Beatty is so jarringly out-of-place, regardless of setting, script quality, co-actors or film genre. His only comedic skills are unintentional. His dramatic roles are like Krusty The Klown playing Travis Bickle. His romantic scenes have all the grace of Anna Nicole-Smith dry-humping Snoop Doggy Dog. He doesn't even have the cheesy bad-actor appeal of a William Shatner. Not
surprisingly, Beatty is a multiple-Oscar winner.
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