Whacking Permalink Archive
The one we've all been waiting for. My Blog Awards. They are mercifully brief.
Best blog overall: Samizdata
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Movies you probably haven't seen but should
Aguirre: wrath of God
Ghosts of the Civil Dead
The Hot Spot
Movies everyone reading this probably hated but which I liked
Critically acclaimed movies which made me go "huh?"
Wonder Boys - still liked it, but fuck knows what it was supposed
to be about.
Movie crossover I'd like to see
Young Guns vs. The Wild Bunch
Dutch and the Gorch brothers would have turned those whiny, pansy-assed
brat-packers into fertilizer.
Is anyone getting as tired of professional sports wussy-men as I am?
Leyton Hewitt screams incessantly at officials to blow off steam from the pressures of earning millions of dollars for hitting a little yellow ball around. Oh, what labours.
Glenn McGrath explodes when the West Indian batsman makes a joke about his wife's cancer. A ghastly thing to be sure, yet McGrath had no problem with hurling his own foul-mouthed adolescent abuse for hours beforehand, or during pretty much any other game where any batsman has the temerity to belt him all over the park. Yet when it's fired back at him, McGrath - the big baby - throws a tantrum.
Worst of all, Greg Norman and Vijay Singh - two of the many incredibly boring and filthy rich slobs of the pro-golf scene (the most overpaid wussies in the world of sport) are going apeshit about having to play with a girl. Guess their manhood must feel challenged.
you all treat yourselves to some fruit baskets, you pansies.