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25
October 2003
Third-world
morons
PNG Prime
Minister Michael "Big Bwana" Somare has praised Malaysian Nazi
PM Mahatier, and criticised
Australia for brutally giving PNG lots of our taxpayer dollars.
He blamed Australia
for Papua New Guinea's dependency on foreign aid. Australia doles out
$330 million each year to the Pacific island nation.
"We now
know that our dependency on aid has made even the best of us complacent.
No aid is free ... you either pay now or you pay later," he said.
Hasn't actually stopped
him accepting the money of course.
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The Very Deep Thoughts of Phillip Adams
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"The
proles just don't understand"
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While Margot
Moonbat is busy discovering new threats to Australian democracy on
a daily basis, the bloated
socialist loser is now blabbing about sheep, an Indonesian boat which
sank in Indonesian waters, and a lot of his own rage at the population
voting for The Wrong Bloke since 1996.
We live in a
country where boatpeople are loathed and feared and mustered behind
Ruddock’s (and now Vanstone’s) razor wire,
What, the system started
by the Labor government?
where it seems
all but impossible to rouse public concern over Australia’s atrocities
against these most vulnerable human beings. Yet we’ve manned the
barricades over . . . a boat full of sheep.
Who has 'manned
the barricades' exactly?
The hundreds
of men, women and children who drowned in the sinking of the fishing
boat Siev X, between Indonesia and Australia, caused not a ripple of
concern during a recent federal election.
Well, unseaworthy
Indonesian boats that sink in Indonesian waters generally don't become
huge election issues in Australia.
If anything,
the tragedy – which may yet turn out to be a case of mass murder
– only hardened our hearts post-Tampa, and helped Howard win another
term.
One minute we are
indifferent, the next we are apparently glad they were 'murdered'. The
power of delusion is a remarkable thing.
Yet here we are
with twisted knickers because of some sheep bobbing about in the Middle
East. The nation huffs and puffs with indignation.
Again, who is this
"we" who has huffed and puffed?
The compassion
we deny "queue jumpers" and "illegals" is lavished
on our live exports.
Uh, Phil, the sheep
will end up on dinner plates or be put
down.
Save the sheep!
Bring home the sheep! And ministers in Canberra scramble to avoid the
political backlash.
What 'political backlash'?
Australians make
rude jokes about New Zealanders’ sexual relationships with sheep,
but the truth is, when it comes to loving them, we make our trans-Tasman
neighbours seem listless and lacking in libido. In many ways, we are
as close to the sheep as is a manly shearer embracing a wether in his
sweaty arms, with almost erotic intimacy. Which is why nobody, least
of all those Muslim bastards in Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and
the rest, were going to get away with cruelty to decent, Christian sheep
from our great country.
This of course explains
why we've
given them to muslim-populated Eritrea. Idiot.
Not surprisingly,
Niall Cook sees Adams' word-vomit as 'incisive
and keenly-edged'.
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Geek humour
Heh
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On Labor and The Government
Scott Wickstein has
some
fine musings on these topics.
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142-0
Sports
betting tip:
don't
put your money on Namibia winning the rugby world cup.
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