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31 March 2004

Quote of the day

Life in Leipzig during the 1930s was torture for Jews, and they were hungry and humiliated. But none of them resorted to blowing themselves up in restaurants or night clubs.

- Judy Lash Balint
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Holy Jeebus

Loris Capirossi has set a top speed of 347.4kph (219.5mph) on his Ducati Desmosedici at the recent MotoGP test session.

That's a fast motherfuckin' motorcycle.
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Getting close

Not long now till the great Melbourne Easter blogbash!

When: Easter saturday (10 April). Maybe around 7.30pm

Where: probably the Duke Of Kent pub. Except the bistro/bar won't be open, so I'm less inclined to go there. Anyone got some other suggestions for good bars/pubs in the centre of Melbourne?

Who's coming: me, Scott Wickstein, Tim Blair, Bruce Hill, Sasha Castel, Slatts, Allan "Amax" McCallum (who's blog has vanished), Alan Anderson, Tony "Grogbitch" Taylor, and someone else who e-mailed me, but I forgot who it was.

All Melbourne bloggers reading this are invited. Anyone who reads these blogs is also invited.
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Test your knowledge

Take the Tex Test! The mighty Cantinera scored 80. Can you do better? You must not look up anything while doing the test. Cheaters will be shot.
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30 March 2004

Quote of the day

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
- Thomas Sowell
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A rare moment of sanity

Australia's ever more intrusive nanny-state behemoth was given at least a small moment of pause today: Australia's censors have decided not to ban the French movie Irreversible.

Expect much indigant rage from the usual pack of pro-statist conservative turds.
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Hey, an actual reason to vote for Mark Latham

He's going to abolish the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Commission. I have the following comments;

1- about bloody time that pack of worthless bureaucrats and race-gangsters were done away with.
2- can anyone identify anything ATSIC has ever achieved?
3- knowing Labor, they'll replace it with an even more horrid black hole for our tax dollars.
4- you can just imagine the reaction if John Howard had said this.
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Well-stuffed belly

For those of you living in Canberra, or those likely to visit it soon, I seriously recommend gorging thyself at the Oriental Express restaurant at the Chisholm shopping centre.

It doesn't look like much: a small establishment tucked away at the far end of a small suburban shopping centre. It has a no frills interior, no liquor, about three staff, and a rather confusing sign that reads "BYO Air Conditioning". On two out of the three occasions we have dined there, we were the only patrons. Most of its trade seem to be people picking up their take-away orders.

As for the food: yeeeeowza.

Let me tell you: I've eaten at a lot of Chinese restaurants on three different continents, and this was easily the equal of the best of them. All of the sauces and marinades are clearly prepared 'in-house' and the quality of the dishes is simply astounding.

On the last visit, we had a dish of deep fried beef strips in plum sauce that literally made me groan with pleasure. The crispy skin chicken in BBQ sauce was equally good. I realised after finishing every last scrap of food that my companion and I barely exchanged a single word from the time the dishes were served to the time we finished. We simply couldn't inhale the stuff quickly enough.

I don't think I'll even bother with any other Chinese place in Canberra anymore. There's no way they're going to top this one.

Hey Brain-man, you up for another lunch?
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Cheap beer

While I'm doing recommendations, I urge my beer-drinking readers to check out the budget Dutch lager "Amsterdam Mariner". Not the best beer I've ever had, but it's remarkable value for money: it's half the price of Crown Lager.
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You can relax know

John Humphreys has solved all the world's problems. Well, only three of them.
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Three Kings

You need to read David Hornik's essay on the World Kangaroo Court's obscene hate-Israel hearing at The Hague.

Sixty years after the Holocaust, in the heart of Europe, in civilized, enlightened, tolerant Holland, representatives of states and organizations that practice slavery, Shari’a law, female circumcision and “honor killings,” torture, and mass murder pilloried the Jewish state for building a fence aimed at protecting its citizens against waves of terror that have killed nine hundred and maimed thousands. They did so amid the full decorum of a “Court of Justice” established by the UN and underwritten and legitimized by the countries of the world.

What else could we really expect from this pack of diseased monkeys?

You also need to read Manfred Gerstenfeld's essay on how anti-semitism is an integral part of European culture. (pdf download)

And you really need to read Victor Davis Hanson's thoughts on at what point the USA should stop supporting Israel:

we should no longer support Israel, when…

Mr. Sharon suspends all elections and plans a decade of unquestioned rule.

Mr. Sharon suspends all investigation about fiscal impropriety as his family members spend millions of Israeli aid money in Paris.

All Israeli television and newspapers are censored by the Likud party.

Israeli hit teams enter the West Bank with the precise intention of targeting and blowing up Arab women and children.

Preteen Israeli children are apprehended with bombs under their shirts on their way to the West Bank to murder Palestinian families.

Israeli crowds rush into the street to dip their hands into the blood of their dead and march en masse chanting mass murder to the Palestinians.

Rabbis give public sermons in which they characterize Palestinians as the children of pigs and monkeys.

Israeli school textbooks state that Arabs engage in blood sacrifice and ritual murders.

Mainstream Israeli politicians, without public rebuke, call for the destruction of Palestinians on the West Bank and the end to Arab society there.

Likud party members routinely lynch and execute their opponents without trial.

Jewish fundamentalists execute with impunity women found guilty of adultery on grounds that they are impugning the “honor” of the family.

Israeli mobs with impunity tear apart Palestinian policemen held in detention.

Israeli television broadcasts—to the tune of patriotic music—the last taped messages of Jewish suicide bombers who have slaughtered dozens of Arabs.

Jewish marchers parade in the streets with their children dressed up as suicide bombers, replete with plastic suicide-bombing vests.

New Yorkers post $25,000 bounties for every Palestinian blown up by Israeli murderers.

Israeli militants murder a Jew by accident and then apologize on grounds that they though he was an Arab—to the silence of Israeli society.

Jews enter Arab villages in Israel to machine gun women and children.

Israeli public figures routinely threaten the United States with terror attacks.

Bin Laden is a folk hero in Tel Aviv.

Jewish assassins murder American diplomats and are given de facto sanctuary by Israeli society.

Israeli citizens celebrate on news that 3,000 Americans have been murdered.

Israeli citizens express support for Saddam Hussein’s supporters in Iraq in their efforts to kill Americans.

There's more. Read it now.
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The intellect of ABC groupies

Paul Bickford has been listening to some brain-challenged lefties on the radio. Classic.
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29 March 2004

Explanation

I've been busy writing a paper for a course I'm doing. Hence the low bloggage.
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Say, whatever happened to these freaks?

Wonder where Dave Barry has got to? No not that Dave Barry. This Dave Barry.

Dave was some fossilised crackpot from Western Australia who wrote a long series of increasingly deranged e-mails to myself and Tim Blair in late 2002 & early '03. He was very worried about worldwide zionist-american conspiracies, and being overrun with fascist right-wingers. He also spent a lot of time telling us how successful he was, and how he didn't really have time to read our blogs because he was being showered in babes, "awards", money and book deals.

Not surprisingly, he couldn't give us the title of anything he'd actually published, or the name of the awards he'd won, though he did claim to be a distant relative of the real Dave Barry, and he was about to sue Blair's arse off. We never heard from him again.

I pretty much concluded that Dave must have been on day release from a padded cell and forgotten to take his meds.

Which brings me to my second all-time favourite reader-nutter, "Paul".

Paul didn't have too many toys in the attic. Like Mr. Barry, he assured me that he was way too busy being flooded with offers from publishers to read my site or send me any more mail, except he sent me seven more mails. In the last (and most bizarre) of these, he appeared to suffer a complete meltdown and admitted he'd made the whole thing up.

Yeah, I'm the guy who you emailed several times in one night. You may recall, that I claimed I was waiting for an email from a writing gig. You reckoned I was bullshitting you.

You were so right dude!

Anyway Tex, the main thing is that I want you to know that you genuinely did teach me a lesson; you taught me about the importance of not writing emails with big, scary blocks of text in the first paragraph.

Take a bow.

No probs. The pleasure was mine, therapy-boy.

And hey, speaking of nutters, where has Michael Talismann gone?
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Today's Cantinera

Blasting in the background was Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is". Yeah. I put that on.

So I've guess my crack is now power ballads. I have some serious problems. Oh, days of drugs, you were so much easier.

I'm totally a sick fuck -- I've replaced rum with Journey.
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Touchy, Feely Canadians

This is beyond parody:

EDMONTON -- Corrections Canada won't let guards at maximum security prisons wear stab-proof vests because it sends a confrontational "signal" to prisoners. "If you have that kind of presence symbolized by (a stab-proof vest), you're sending a signal to the prisoner that you consider him to be a dangerous person," said Tim Krause.

Canada's geopolitics on a smaller scale.
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Pirates of the Carribean

Saw it. Enjoyed it, but maaaan did it drag. Needed a good 10 minutes chopped from the fight scenes, though they were nowhere near as dull as any of the kung-fu longeurs in The Matrix.

It was still mighty good, brainless fun, with a brilliant Keith Richards-as-pirate riff from Johnny Depp. Geoffery Rush was a hoot as the undead pirate captain. Jonathan Pryce barely acted at all, while Kiera Knightley tried to. The special effects were great.

Definitely worth a look of you want some brain-candy entertainment.
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Scum in our midst

Little Green Footballs has a pic of some friendly peace-loving Australian muslims. The wonders of multicultural relativism.
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Filth Bitch

LGF also has a great post on a hate festival featuring the psychotic racist child murdering whore formerly known as Winnie Mandela:

Madikizela-Mandela was addressing a meeting arranged by the Palestine Solidarity organisation in Lenasia, Johannesburg, to protest against the recent assassination by the Israeli state of the leader of Hamas, Sheikh Ahmed Yassin.

She described the killing of Yassin - who inspired a campaign of suicide bombings in Israel - as a “cowardly act that took the life of a brave hero”.

Read the rest of LGF's piece to remind yourself of Winnie's humanitarian values, which made her a hero of the left.
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The Green Left Weekly mourns Yassin & cheers suicide bombers

Before reading this piece by Nidal al Haddad, make sure you haven't just eaten, and that there are no throwable objects within reach.

It begins with an introduction which seethes against the killing of a poor, old cripple:

The elderly quadriplegic was killed by missiles fired from an Israeli helicopter gunship on March 22 as he was been wheeled out of a Gaza City mosque after early morning prayers.

after paragraphs showing Israel as the most evil nation in the history of humanity, we get this:

Most of the mainstream media has focused on Sheikh Yassin's support for “terror”, even comparing him to Osama bin Laden and Hamas to al Qaida, suggesting that they are all “terrorists” — and, by implication, justified targets for state-organised assassination.

Gosh. We'd better report these "terrorist" slurs against Yassin and Osama to Media Watch, because, as Nidal shows, we have completely the wrong idea about Hamas:

Hamas, however, is not a terrorist organisation but a mass-based, Palestinian resistance movement established in 1987 at the start of the first intifada, with the aim of liberating Palestine from the Israeli occupation. According to Hamas, this does not mean the expulsion of Jews from historical Palestine, but the realisation of the right of return for the Palestinians expelled from the towns and villages they lived in before 1948, in accordance with UN General Assembly Resolution 194.

Yeah, if only the kikes would stop with the pogroms, the Hamas guys will go back to selling fruit.

Some more of Yassin's humanitarian wonders:

In an interview with New York-based journalist Roger Gaess during May and June 2002 in Gaza City, Sheikh Yassin explained Hamas' position: “All of Palestine is occupied... [My] own best vision for Palestine is of a land for Christians, Jews, Muslims — a state where everyone has equal rights.”

Hamas also provides badly needed social services to the people of the Gaza Strip, where Israeli occupation and military assault have shut down schools, hospitals and universities.

The Red Cross & The Rainbow Coalition with more kebabs.

And here's the "they deserve it" money shot:

Sheikh Ahmad Yassin has praised Palestinian suicide bombers and Hamas does carry out armed attacks on Israeli civilians just as Israeli soldiers have deliberately targeted Palestinian civilians.

Suicide bombings result from the hopelessness that many young Palestinians feel confronted by the absolute wretchedness of their conditions of life caused by an intransigent and brutal Israeli occupation.

Any condemnation of “terrorism” is rendered meaningless for Palestinians and most other Arabs by the Western world's refusal to oppose the far greater suffering that Israel has inflicted upon the Palestinian people.

Hooray for the brave child-murdering savages!!

If all this wasn't delusional enough....,

Pro-Israel reporting
The Western mainstream news media will always report the devastating effects of an Israeli bus or caf‚ blown up by a Palestinian suicide bomber, with due condemnation by Western political leaders. But we rarely, if ever, see pictures of the young Palestinian girl shot by occupying Israeli soldiers as she walks home from school, or the Palestinian child shot dead in her home by Israeli sniper fire.

The Western mainstream media is unlikely to even report the story of the elderly Palestinian man shot dead in his olive groves for straying too close to an Israeli military checkpoint.

We rarely see pictures of the aftermath of an Israeli missile strike in the middle of the night on a crowded Palestinian apartment building. We hardly ever see reportage of Palestinian land being stolen by Israeli settlers or the Palestinian homes that are bulldozed on an almost daily basis.

We never see pictures of Palestinian children suffering from the effects of malnutrition, or the daily humiliations suffered by Palestinians at Israeli checkpoints.

Nidal clearly has never seen the ABC, Fairfax papers or The Guardian. And I wonder what Nidal would think about this.

I won't quote any more of this shit. I feel ill. Go read it for yourself.

Greens: the "conscience" of our society.
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And elsewhere in the Green Death Weekly...

* Saddam's favourite media poodle outlines his persecution complex, delusions of grandeur, genocide fantasies and tyrant admiration.

* Peter Boyle & Iggy Kim have a brilliant idea to improve the lives of aboriginies: keep them in welfare-program squalor, with a lot of nice big fuzzy programs like "reconciliation" and "land rights".

* Moonbat senator Kerry Nettle thinks Americans are bad for us.
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Hamas

You need to read Alan E. Brain's great piece about this "charitable" organisation.
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22 March 2004

Fresh carcass celebration

Sheik Ahmed Yassin - Islamist psychopath and brave child-murderer - has met a fitting end: blown into lumps of toasted meat by an Israeli missile.

Smoked Pork

This filthy scumbucket has tasted Israeli justice. Mwahahaha.

Goodbye and good riddance, you piece of shit. Hooray for Israel. May the IDF hunt down and slaughter the rest of those diseased pigs in quick time.

Of course, the usual parade of Islamonazi apologists and western wimps will claim this will begin another "cycle of violence" and that the naughty Israelis shouldn't have done it. My favourite quote comes from Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qurie:

This is a crazy and very dangerous act. It opens the door wide to chaos. Yassin was known for his moderation and he was controlling Hamas. Therefore this is a dangerous, cowardly act.

A mass-murderer, committed to the extermination of the Jews, is held up as a voice of "moderation" by the Palestinian Prime Minister.

Yesiree, we really should give these clowns their own state.

Oh, and as I'm typing this, the supremely cretinous Tony Jones on Lateline is demanding "direct evidence" that the lovely Sheik had "any direct connection" to terrorist activities.
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More on Sheik "chunks of meat" Yassin

The great minds at aus.politics are rather unhappy:

The Israelis have proved their value as heroes - killing some poor old bastard in a wheelchair.

Gutless pieces of pigshit !!!!

and...

The Israelis cannot complain when suicide bombers blow up schoolkids and old people because they do it themselves - and if you read the statistics in far greater numbers than the Palestinians. The numbers are about 5 or 6 to 1 Israel vs Palestininans.

And talking about fanatics - how fanatical are the Israelis ????

The Israelis deserve the same condemnation as any other terrorist organisation.

and...

Frankly the Israeli's deserve everything they get.

You can respond to these nice people by doing the free sign-up with google groups.
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Save the planet: buy an SUV and run over some greenies with it

Our favourite pro-fascist peace creeps are in fine form this week......

- Lots of photos from last weekend's "peace" marches. Not surprisingly, most of the banners belong to those well-known lovers of liberty, The Socialist Alliance. We have screaming commie bitches, the three dumbest Italians in Australia, Jew-hating child-abuse, a sign reading "stop the corporate looting of Iraq: troops out now" (I guess the resulting looting and chaos would be A-OK), musical retards, some very confused Australians who think they are going to be voting for Dennis Kucinich (chortle), "pro palestine" loons, and this typically level-headed leftist.

- The Greenies are supporting five Castro thugs caught committing espionage. They were apparently bravely protecting Cuba from "invasion" by evil pro-American types. Of course, the nice greenies don't tell you that the "invaders" the Cubans so bravely shoot out of the sky in "self-defence" are from the non-violent Hermanos organisation, who help rescue people who have fled the wonderful workers' paradise.

Charming people these greenies, so full of love & concern for their fellow man.

- A story about Israel being a "nuclear outlaw", and if the horrible Jews can have nukes, what's the harm in letting the nice muslims get hold of them?

- Suicide-bomber apologist Hanan Ashrawi bleats about the 'orrible Jews murdering Rachel Corrie.
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Another of those nice peace protestors

Charming.
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More Pilger moaning

Loony John is complaining about being silenced by the corporate media again, except he's doing it in a commercial broadsheet newspaper, which is also available to anyone with a web browser. Leftists do so enjoy their delusions of martyrdom.
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21 March 2004

Stupidity of the day

Niall Cook, on the invasion of Iraq:

the most irrelevant, illegal military action in the history of humanity

Yes, he really wrote that.
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Slimebag of the day

Inimitable "peace"-weasel Brain Reade in The Daily Saddam:

A YEAR ago we bombed a country which posed us no threat, slaughtered 10,000 of its civilians and brought down its government. And we hailed it a great day for civilisation.

Last week others bombed a country which posed no threat, killed 200 civilians, and its government fell. And we called it a dark day for civilisation.

Of course there is a difference. Unlike us, al-Qaeda didn't lie about why they bombed. They openly admit they enjoy killing people they perceive to be the enemies of Islam. Vile, twisted and barbaric these people may be, but at least they're honest.

Ah, murderers with integrity.
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Flop

The great anti-war demonstrations protesting the first anniversary of the Iraq invasion - which were supposed to bring millions of aussies into the streets in revolution - have been a resounding flop.

A Sydney rally, which at one point swelled to about 6,000, included a large contingent of Muslims carrying "Muslims for Peace" banners bearing a dove symbol.

[...]

Former Office of National Assessments (ONA) analyst Andrew Wilkie and journalist John Pilger were among the speakers at Hyde Park, where actor Judy Davis also read a poem.

Six thousand, in a city of four million, on this supposed Great Day Of Rage. Heh. Amazing. Viva Revolution! This turned out lamer than Michael Moore's "payback Tuesday". It was pretty much the usual crowd of unwashed jobless deadbeats, greenie lunatics, terrorist-sympathising intellectuals, muslim fundamentalists and arts students.

Tom Paine covers the even lamer protests in Melbourne. Check out the guy defending North Korea.

Oh, and in Canberra - the capital of Australia's sneering snobleft elite - a whopping crowd of 250 (and judging my the TV pictures, I'd say that was a wild overestimate).
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Just what you always wanted

Sign up for the world's most useless e-mail address!
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Humour

My friend Jen in Sydney sent me this:

A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airportin Tel Aviv with two large bags.

The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full of money in different currencies.

The agent asks the passenger, "How did you get this money?"

The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe, went into public restrooms, and each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his penis and said, "Donate money to Israel or I will cut your balls off."

The customs agent said, "Well... it's very interesting story. What do you have in the other bag?"

The man said, "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel"...
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I'm sorry, but these people should be dragged outside & beaten

What a bunch of backward-assed troglodytes.
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18 March 2004

No really, I'm not joking

Saw this a few weeks back and forgot to mention it.......

US basketball legend Michael Jordan is going motorcycle racing. Turns out Mikey is a roadracing nut, and now has his own team in the AMA supersport & superstock series. No superbike team yet though.

Jordan is a motorcycle and motorcycle racing fan. His NBA contracts have not allowed him to ride that often, but he has owned motorcycles. "He has a passion for motorcycles," said one long time industry insider who is close to the Jordan situation.

Being interesting to see if Jordan's involvement with the sport grows in the future.
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Eeeeeeeeuuuurrrcchhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feast your eyes on the new Champion's trophy for the MotoGP series.

It looks like something you'd find up a Dalek's rectum.... and they're actually planning on giving this thing to the winner.

Created by top international sculptor Lorenzo Quinn, son of the legendary Hollywood actor and artist Anthony Quinn, the spectacular trophy brings the MotoGP World Championship in line with a host of similarly illustrious sporting events which remember their champions in such a fashion.

Lorenzo Quinn needs to have his head amputated.
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The answer to everything

I've been visiting this site for ages, but forgot to permalink it. Well let me fix that right now.....

Ever wanted to know how things work? Well go take a tour of the superb How Stuff Works and be enlightened.
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Hehehehe

Photos of Supervillains doing community service.

Thanks to Steve in LA for the link.
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15 March 2004

Stuff

Been too lazy to blog in the last week. Might do more this week. Whatever.
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It must be Israel's fault

Found this via Stephen Pollard:

HORDES of Nazi racoons are out to conquer Europe.
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Surrender Monkeys

Steve Edwards thrashes a disgusting editorial in The Guardian.
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More commie poetry

Tired lefty John Tomlinson has written a poem worthy of The Vogons. I think it has something to do with illegal immigrants:

Hassan Shamsaei,
some, I’m told, call you
”The Blind Man of Baxter.”
You’ve refused food since mid-November
but say you are not on a hunger strike.
You have not sought publicity.
Are you blind to the fear of death?
Is this what Australia has done to you?
You say that this is your escape route,
that you lost your hope, and then
you lost your appetite.
Your words ring in my ears:
”They can have my body,
I will try to take my soul.”

You may not have the finest vision
but your perception of our indifference
is clearer than Senator Vanstone’s.
She can’t even see your humanity.

*Sniff*.
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9 March 2004

Him again

Niall Cook, responding to a link from Tim Blair:

Have a gander at the comments to this post of Timothy Blair's and tell me he doesn't attract the worlds lowest forms of life to his reading room. Oh, by the way, Timmy, it's 19 and counting, but as I've always said, it's not about the readers, it's about the writing. A concept you can't possibly understand.

Given the stuff he writes, it's something Niall doesn't understand either.
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Nice people

Alan Dershowitz has had a run-in with some typically psycho pro-palestinian peace-creeps.

That is what I saw: passionate hatred, ecstatic hatred, orgasmic hatred. It was beyond mere differences of opinion. When I looked into their faces, I could imagine young Nazis in the 1930s in Hitler's Germany. They had no doubt that they were right and that I was pure evil for my support of the Jewish state, despite my public disagreement with some of Israel's policies and despite my support for Palestinian statehood. There was no place for nuance here. It was black and white, good versus evil, and any Jew who supported Israel was pure evil, deserving of torture, violence, and whatever fate Hitler and Goebbels deserved.

They're also exactly the same kind of worthless, sociopathic scum who joined the Khmer Rouge and rounded up the Unenlightened Swill into the killing fields. The same worthless bastards who joined Mao's Red Guards.

Long may they all burn in hell.
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The Queen of Cool ™

The great Cantinera, explaining her love for the local avian population:

It's too warm to sleep with the window closed, but there are loud birds outside my window, so either way I cannot sleep. Aren't those jerks supposed to chirp at dawn, not the middle of the night? Or is that just roosters? Whatever.

they are quiet in the day, but when it gets dark, they shriek. We have squealing bitch-owls or some other random asshole bird.

I hate them. I was so upset I ate a piece of Williams-Sonoma peppermint chocolate when I wasn't supposed to.

I am so sending my cat to get them tonight. I think they are in the tree outside of my window, so I should just toss my cat onto it and make her eat them.

Cantinera likes people telling her how great she is. If you'd like to make such comments, send them to me at tex {at} whackingday.com and I'll pass them along to her.
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More on terrorist-lovers Pilger and Wilkie

From the latest Socialist Worker, comes a report of John Pilger and Andrew Wilkie's giving their support for the mad Saddamite bombers of Iraq at some commie pro-terrorist anti-war meeting:

"Whilst none of us can support the killings of innocents, we must support the idea of Iraqi resistance to this occupation. It is no different from any other colonial occupation.

"When the resistance does fight awful, terrible things happen, but where does the blame lie? It doesn't lie with the resistance, it lies with the invader, and the invader has to get out."

Pilger still misses Saddam I see. Andrew Wilkie has some mental problems of his own:

Summing up, Wilkie said, "I want to back up the people who've spoken of the need to keep talking, to keep speaking out, to keep getting out on the streets, to really support the 20 March rally.

"The people of Iraq really do need us to do this for them because they just can't 'move on' from this."

Hear that Iraqis? Your future depends not on the coalition rebuilding your infrastructure, or the signing of your new constitution, but rather on psychos like Pilger, Wilkie and other peace-creeps lending their support to the people who are setting off car bombs in your streets.
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Endorsements

Richard Neville gives us the following website recommendations:

This is still an excellent, link-packed homepage, despite its pro gun stance:

www.whatreallyhappened.com

The best newsletter on the web:

www.counterpunch.org

If you've never visited those sites, you really need to look at them now.
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8 March 2004

Boredom at 14,000 revs

Tim Blair - whose sanity appears to have deserted him - thinks the Oz F1 GP was pretty special:

People complain about Michael Schumacher’s domination of Formula One, but decades from now they’ll all be telling their awed grandchildren about watching Schumacher demolish the entire field in Australia in 2004.

Not me. I nearly fell asleep after the third lap. Christ it was dull. No jostling for the lead, no mid-race tension, no nail-biting finish. I watch motor-racing to see people scrap it out at high speed. The event was like watching a bloody testing session.

This year's F1 might actually be more boring than this year's Superbike World Championship. A frightening thought really.
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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie...Oi, Oi, Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aussie Mat Mladin has won the Daytona 200 Superbike race. This must be driving the American riders nuts, as they seem to come up with lamer and lamer excuses every year to explain why they're getting their arses kicked.

Could someone explain why Suzuki haven't given this bloke a World Superbike or GP ride, while they give B-graders like Lavilla and Fujiwara endless opportunities?
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Islamic tolerance

Nice huh? The Islamoloons can't even hold a sporting event without displaying their bigoted savagery.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme!!

I checked out the Holden Monaro "in the flesh" yesterday.

The one I saw was black, with tinted windows and an all-black interior. Damn near gave me a boner. Looks nice in this pic, but is gorgeous up close.

V8's have held little appeal for me, but this sucker just oozes mojo.

Come to think of it, a Falcon GT wouldn't upset me too much either...

Somebody buy me one of these vehicles, please. They're only $59,000 or so.....
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